yeah, that's not really true at all.

-i finished the big bang theory season 2 this weekend, and then dipped my toe into sheldon/penny fanfic. that particular ship is reminding me of how i felt when i first started reading goren/eames fic, for law & order: criminal intent: i was fine reading it but didn't particularly want to see it on the show. especially with how batshit the writers have occasionally been of late. i'm definitely beginning to understand sheldon/penny, although i do still get sad when leonard is obviously pining over penny on the show.

-speaking of law & order: criminal intent, did anyone else watching notice the lack of beard continuity at the end of the most recent show? i would find screencaps to demonstrate, but i am lazy. anyway:

goren with medical examiner: shaved
goren in bullpen in next damn scene: bearded.

if i had the time or mental energy i'd blame it on some sort of undercover operation. or maybe he was being moses in a school play. with his niece. the niece that i can't quite figure out his exact relation to. yay for retcon! although retcon still can't explain the magical beard. like he's one of those play-doh heads or a chia pet.

-or like in mst3k: space mutiny when the woman who had died a few scenes earlier was somehow magically on the bridge again. "i think it's very nice of you to give that dead woman another chance."

-i had forgotten that i had mst3k: phantom planet on dvd. love it when that happens.

-photos from iron man 2 are out! i'm so excited.

-[ETA] forgot the stupidest/most important point: i've been seeing so much on Sims 3 and people creating fandom characters (sheldon and penny, mostly) in the game that now i almost want to get a copy and make a little River Heights with nancy and ned living in it. oh, and chuck and sarah in their own apartment. THIS URGE MUST BE STOPPED.

ooh guess what, poll time!

[Poll #1415556]

yeah, that's not really true at all.

-i finished the big bang theory season 2 this weekend, and then dipped my toe into sheldon/penny fanfic. that particular ship is reminding me of how i felt when i first started reading goren/eames fic, for law & order: criminal intent: i was fine reading it but didn't particularly want to see it on the show. especially with how batshit the writers have occasionally been of late. i'm definitely beginning to understand sheldon/penny, although i do still get sad when leonard is obviously pining over penny on the show.

-speaking of law & order: criminal intent, did anyone else watching notice the lack of beard continuity at the end of the most recent show? i would find screencaps to demonstrate, but i am lazy. anyway:

goren with medical examiner: shaved
goren in bullpen in next damn scene: bearded.

if i had the time or mental energy i'd blame it on some sort of undercover operation. or maybe he was being moses in a school play. with his niece. the niece that i can't quite figure out his exact relation to. yay for retcon! although retcon still can't explain the magical beard. like he's one of those play-doh heads or a chia pet.

-or like in mst3k: space mutiny when the woman who had died a few scenes earlier was somehow magically on the bridge again. "i think it's very nice of you to give that dead woman another chance."

-i had forgotten that i had mst3k: phantom planet on dvd. love it when that happens.

-photos from iron man 2 are out! i'm so excited.

-[ETA] forgot the stupidest/most important point: i've been seeing so much on Sims 3 and people creating fandom characters (sheldon and penny, mostly) in the game that now i almost want to get a copy and make a little River Heights with nancy and ned living in it. oh, and chuck and sarah in their own apartment. THIS URGE MUST BE STOPPED.

ooh guess what, poll time!

[Poll #1415556]

souvenirs (goren/eames, r)

Title: Souvenirs
Fandom: Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Characters: Goren/Eames
Prompt: holidays
Word Count: 1631
Rating: R
Summary: Eames has a chance to get away for a while.
Author's Notes: oxoniensis's Porn Battle; you can also find the story in its natural habitat here. Contains adult situations. Spoilers for aired episodes through mid-Season 8. Vaguely alludes to in my blood there's gasoline and Immured but requires no knowledge for comprehension. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.


( she's always had great luck like that )

souvenirs (goren/eames, r)

Title: Souvenirs
Fandom: Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Characters: Goren/Eames
Prompt: holidays
Word Count: 1631
Rating: R
Summary: Eames has a chance to get away for a while.
Author's Notes: oxoniensis's Porn Battle; you can also find the story in its natural habitat here. Contains adult situations. Spoilers for aired episodes through mid-Season 8. Vaguely alludes to in my blood there's gasoline and Immured but requires no knowledge for comprehension. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.


( she's always had great luck like that )

too easy (sheldon/penny, pg-13)

Title: too easy
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters: Penny/Sheldon
Prompt: curiosity, epiphany
Word Count: 1554
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Penny accepts a dare. Things go downhill from there.
Author's Notes: Written for oxoniensis's Porn Battle; also posted here. Set, oh, about 3 months after 2x23. And it's a little odd, let me know how I did.


( and suddenly this doesn't feel right at all )

too easy (sheldon/penny, pg-13)

Title: too easy
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Characters: Penny/Sheldon
Prompt: curiosity, epiphany
Word Count: 1554
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Penny accepts a dare. Things go downhill from there.
Author's Notes: Written for oxoniensis's Porn Battle; also posted here. Set, oh, about 3 months after 2x23. And it's a little odd, let me know how I did.


( and suddenly this doesn't feel right at all )