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1) List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them [5 - 1, 1 is the hottest]. (i had a few honorable mentions too.)
3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
4) Supply photos for said people.
5) Tag five people. (do it if you want.)
so this would be easier if it were fictional characters, but there we go. i'll start with the honorable mentions first.
07. jon hamm
i was unaware of his existence until mad men, and this is why he gets my vote:
he makes me feel sympathy for a cheating lying womanizing salesman.
this is one case where it's actually better that he's not don draper, because don is definitely a bad boy.
here's the scenario, though. it's an oscars after-party. he's just won for some period drama set during world war 2 where he dies heroically saving a young soldier's life. to distance himself from the whole don draper thing, he's actually sipping a diet coke, but he's still in the kind of tux that you want to rip off with your teeth. his hair is a little mussed and his eyes are warm but distant. our gazes lock over the rim of my frozen grape martini.
"miss?"
"yes," i answer, nervously adjusting the strap of my black metallic evening gown, hoping that i actually put on the matching satin underwear.
"i couldn't be more bored with this party."
he offers me his arm, and i take it, tossing back the rest of my martini.
"me either."
06. zachary levi
zachary levi plays chuck bartowski on chuck, which is where i first saw him. but he's a total sweetheart and very Christian and wouldn't cheat on his girlfriend, and he cleans up nice. also, to quote lou, our vast height difference intrigues me. he's adorable.
the scenario: he's visiting a local subway as part of the chuck promotion tour, and just as i make it in there, i see someone slipping a pill in his soft drink, but i'm too late to stop them. by the time i'm at the front of the line he's woozy and a little unsteady on his feet, and after i gallantly volunteer to take him to the hospital, i graciously offer my guest bedroom for him during his recovery. as he is still a bit woozy, he doesn't take the obvious route of going back to his hotel room. in the middle of the night i hear something and wake to find him drinking a glass of water in my kitchen, in nothing but his boxers.
"it's a little cold tonight," i offer, twisting a strand of hair around my finger.
"really? i'm burning up," he says, his voice rough with sleep, and finishes the rest of his glass.
and he gallantly offers to help warm me up.
official sundance selections
05. lee pace
i first fell in love with lee pace on pushing daisies, but he killed me in the fall, and he was so perfect as the brooding lovesick musician in miss pettigrew lives for a day. also, have you seen the fall? if not, go rent it now. and then buy it.
the scenario: he's at a local barnes & noble, in jeans, sitting on the floor reading something by chandler. i accidentally trip over him on my way to the romance section. during a walk in the park (there's always a park) he ducks and gives me that bashful smile and hands me a slip of paper with his hotel room number on it.
04. ryan reynolds
first time i saw him was actually on the x-files, although i saw him in blade: trinity and SWEET JESUS. really. SWEET JESUS. and then in just friends he is all kinds of awesome. i adore him.
the scenario: after scarlett's tragic fatal accident while filming a charlie's angels sequel, ryan is despondent, and takes the first movie offered to him. while he's filming on location in my home state, i sign on as an advisor to the movie and when i meet with his dialogue coach to help him get the accent down, he suddenly lunges across the table toward me, stubble on his chin and the scent of cigarettes still clinging to his clothes, and before i know it, we're engaged.
03. cillian murphy
28 days later. then red eye and batman begins and sunshine. and i tell you, those glasses? AMAZINGLY HOT.
the scenario: i end up accidentally grabbing his hand outside an eddie izzard performance. actually, i don't even care how we get there. his eyes are just so gorgeous.
02. clive owen
gosford park, baby. mmmmm. also, he is seven kinds of amazing in closer.
the scenario: while i'm at a dive in the city, shivering under my thin jacket, my hair perfect and my lips that specific shade of angel red, i see him at the bar, nursing a drink, wearing a leather jacket and a white button-down. i sit down next to him at the only available seat, amazed that no one else in the bar has recognized him, and strike up a conversation just to hear his accent, and fifteen minutes later we're making out behind the bar as he fumbles for the keys to his BMW.
01. johnny depp
benny and joon, maybe? i don't even know. also, i am in LOVE with him. really. if he even so much as glanced in my direction i'd pass out.
the scenario: he hires me to be the nanny for his kids while he's shooting, oh, the next tim burton movie, and our hands brush as i pass over his son. nine months later, there's a new addition to the family and johnny is DESPERATELY HOT. i can't even. also, SWEET JESUS.
okay, that's it. i love them all. they are fantastic and my top two are closer to my father's age than mine but I DON'T CARE. that just makes them very knowledgeable. that's what i say.
heartoutofstone1) List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them [5 - 1, 1 is the hottest]. (i had a few honorable mentions too.)
3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
4) Supply photos for said people.
so this would be easier if it were fictional characters, but there we go. i'll start with the honorable mentions first.
07. jon hamm
i was unaware of his existence until mad men, and this is why he gets my vote:
he makes me feel sympathy for a cheating lying womanizing salesman.
this is one case where it's actually better that he's not don draper, because don is definitely a bad boy.
here's the scenario, though. it's an oscars after-party. he's just won for some period drama set during world war 2 where he dies heroically saving a young soldier's life. to distance himself from the whole don draper thing, he's actually sipping a diet coke, but he's still in the kind of tux that you want to rip off with your teeth. his hair is a little mussed and his eyes are warm but distant. our gazes lock over the rim of my frozen grape martini.
"miss?"
"yes," i answer, nervously adjusting the strap of my black metallic evening gown, hoping that i actually put on the matching satin underwear.
"i couldn't be more bored with this party."
he offers me his arm, and i take it, tossing back the rest of my martini.
"me either."
06. zachary levi
zachary levi plays chuck bartowski on chuck, which is where i first saw him. but he's a total sweetheart and very Christian and wouldn't cheat on his girlfriend, and he cleans up nice. also, to quote lou, our vast height difference intrigues me. he's adorable.
the scenario: he's visiting a local subway as part of the chuck promotion tour, and just as i make it in there, i see someone slipping a pill in his soft drink, but i'm too late to stop them. by the time i'm at the front of the line he's woozy and a little unsteady on his feet, and after i gallantly volunteer to take him to the hospital, i graciously offer my guest bedroom for him during his recovery. as he is still a bit woozy, he doesn't take the obvious route of going back to his hotel room. in the middle of the night i hear something and wake to find him drinking a glass of water in my kitchen, in nothing but his boxers.
"it's a little cold tonight," i offer, twisting a strand of hair around my finger.
"really? i'm burning up," he says, his voice rough with sleep, and finishes the rest of his glass.
and he gallantly offers to help warm me up.
official sundance selections
05. lee pace
i first fell in love with lee pace on pushing daisies, but he killed me in the fall, and he was so perfect as the brooding lovesick musician in miss pettigrew lives for a day. also, have you seen the fall? if not, go rent it now. and then buy it.
the scenario: he's at a local barnes & noble, in jeans, sitting on the floor reading something by chandler. i accidentally trip over him on my way to the romance section. during a walk in the park (there's always a park) he ducks and gives me that bashful smile and hands me a slip of paper with his hotel room number on it.
04. ryan reynolds
first time i saw him was actually on the x-files, although i saw him in blade: trinity and SWEET JESUS. really. SWEET JESUS. and then in just friends he is all kinds of awesome. i adore him.
the scenario: after scarlett's tragic fatal accident while filming a charlie's angels sequel, ryan is despondent, and takes the first movie offered to him. while he's filming on location in my home state, i sign on as an advisor to the movie and when i meet with his dialogue coach to help him get the accent down, he suddenly lunges across the table toward me, stubble on his chin and the scent of cigarettes still clinging to his clothes, and before i know it, we're engaged.
03. cillian murphy
28 days later. then red eye and batman begins and sunshine. and i tell you, those glasses? AMAZINGLY HOT.
the scenario: i end up accidentally grabbing his hand outside an eddie izzard performance. actually, i don't even care how we get there. his eyes are just so gorgeous.
02. clive owen
gosford park, baby. mmmmm. also, he is seven kinds of amazing in closer.
the scenario: while i'm at a dive in the city, shivering under my thin jacket, my hair perfect and my lips that specific shade of angel red, i see him at the bar, nursing a drink, wearing a leather jacket and a white button-down. i sit down next to him at the only available seat, amazed that no one else in the bar has recognized him, and strike up a conversation just to hear his accent, and fifteen minutes later we're making out behind the bar as he fumbles for the keys to his BMW.
01. johnny depp
benny and joon, maybe? i don't even know. also, i am in LOVE with him. really. if he even so much as glanced in my direction i'd pass out.
the scenario: he hires me to be the nanny for his kids while he's shooting, oh, the next tim burton movie, and our hands brush as i pass over his son. nine months later, there's a new addition to the family and johnny is DESPERATELY HOT. i can't even. also, SWEET JESUS.
okay, that's it. i love them all. they are fantastic and my top two are closer to my father's age than mine but I DON'T CARE. that just makes them very knowledgeable. that's what i say.
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Date: 2009-11-16 11:01 am (UTC)Pretty, pretty men. And I loved how you came up with scenarios!
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Date: 2009-11-16 03:32 pm (UTC)